Killers - “Human” - funniest explanation of the human/dancer lyric I’ve yet read…
Found here:
“I’m a professional Dancer from The Ukraine and this song undermines everything I have done up until this point. I was one the ‘performers’ in the background of the Mr. Brightside video and Brandon Flowers became besotted with me and hit on me quite heavily. He cornered me and he dry-humped me leg like a dog in heat. Then as I rebuffed him he turned on me and with his wicked tongue he accused me of being sub-human, nothing more that a ’show pony’ dancing-tease. And without breaking his licentious glare he proclaimed that one day he write a song that would reflect our encounter and ultimately ruin my pretty ass.
I ask you to listen once more to those litigious lyrics and draw your own conclusions on their origin. I’m about to go do something very silly. Goodbye cruel world.”
