Jul
8
Funniest blog comment in a while
Completely unpublishable on my DJ blog, as you’ll see. It’s in response to a post about how to choose a DJ name:
WELL ONE DAY I WAS WALKING ON THE STREET AFTER GOING TO THE DOCTORS AND THESE GUYS (TEENS) CAME UP TO ME AND STARTED HARASSING ME, THEY STARTED KICKING AND PUNCHING ME AND CALLED ME TWATTY NIGGA SO NOW MY STAGE NAME IS DJ TWATTY NIGGA AND I MAKE LOADS OF MONEY, I GET ALL THE CHICKS, I CAN AFFORD HEAPS OF DRUGS, AND IM A WORLD FAMOUS DJ. IF YOU WANT ME TO PLAY SOME DUBSTEP/DEQTH METAL AT UR WEDDING EMAIL ME OR CALL ME, IF UR HOT ILL DO IT FOR FREE AND YOU’LL HAVE TO FUCK ME.
-DJ Twatty Nigga
lol
